Jodie Break-Up Headline Mania

Posted on May 21, 2008 | Filed Under LGBT Movie News & Gossip

You’ve already heard the news, even though the story JUST broke. And we just can’t bring ourselves to delve into the details so just Google her name and you can read the details. But let’s just take a moment to decry all the tacky tacky headlines:

What Prompted Jodie Foster’s Lesbo Breakup? Come Guess With Me (The Village Voice)

HOMEWRECKING SPY IN JODIE FOSTER’S HOUSE OF LOVE REVEALED (Defamer)

Jodie ’cheated’ on dumped lesbian lover (News.com.au)

Splitsville for Jodie & Cydney ? (The Times of India!?)

It all started at The National Enquirer, so I guess it’s to be expected. But still.

Meanwhile, Ellen and Portia are getting married. Film at 11! Actually, just click here now.